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SCOFFblog covers the Supreme Court of Fantasy Football, the court of last resort for a fantasy football league composed entirely of lawyers. The league was warned.

The Court's jurisdiction rests on the principle of "too late." The Commissioner has described his own authority as plenary and unreviewable. The Court has taken that under advisement.

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