About SCOFFblog
Manifesto, staff, contact, and the rest of it.
SCOFFblog covers the Supreme Court of Fantasy Football, the court of last resort for a fantasy football league composed entirely of lawyers. The league was warned.
The Court's jurisdiction rests on the principle of "too late." The Commissioner has described his own authority as plenary and unreviewable. The Court has taken that under advisement.
This site is satire. It is not affiliated with SCOTUSblog, whose format it admires and whose lawyers it hopes are busy. Filings reproduced here are published with their authors' consent. Names appear only where the people named have agreed to be named, which they have, because they are lawyers and this is the most fun they have had all year.
Questions, amicus briefs, and motions for sanctions may be directed to the Clerk.