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Amicus concedes the draft is at 10 p.m., preserves his objection, and asks the Court to adjourn "before anyone thinks of something else to file"

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Second amicus opposes both parties: the draft is a derivatives market, and 10 p.m. is after-hours trading

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Patel moves to intervene, calls the settlement collusive, and asks the Court to enforce the order the Commissioner forgot he signed

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Appellant answers the amicus in one page: the draft is at 10 p.m., "on that point, the parties finally agree"

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Commissioner moves draft to 10 p.m. by decree, insists he granted nothing; Court holds the case is not moot

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Appellant asks Court to deem 10 p.m. draft time effective "by default or by contempt"

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Clerk moves to abate the docket as a continuing nuisance and stay all filings until the draft ends

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Goldich answers both objectors: "Fantasy football is entertainment. Back-to-School Night is a parental obligation. This should not require a citation."

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Amicus concedes the draft is at 10 p.m., preserves his objection, and asks the Court to adjourn "before anyone thinks of something else to file"

COURT NEWS

Second amicus opposes both parties: the draft is a derivatives market, and 10 p.m. is after-hours trading

COURT NEWS

Patel moves to intervene, calls the settlement collusive, and asks the Court to enforce the order the Commissioner forgot he signed

COURT NEWS

Appellant answers the amicus in one page: the draft is at 10 p.m., "on that point, the parties finally agree"

COURT NEWS

Amicus brief: the Commissioner holds the admin key, "I don't want to" is a valid oracle output, and two is a group chat

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The arguments that didn't make the briefs

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Commissioner moves draft to 10 p.m. by decree, insists he granted nothing; Court holds the case is not moot

EMERGENCY DOCKET

Appellant asks Court to deem 10 p.m. draft time effective "by default or by contempt"

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Justices grant expedited review in draft-time dispute, take up Phantom Clerk Doctrine

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Clerk moves to abate the docket as a continuing nuisance and stay all filings until the draft ends

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Goldich answers both objectors: "Fantasy football is entertainment. Back-to-School Night is a parental obligation. This should not require a citation."

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Amicus concedes the draft is at 10 p.m., preserves his objection, and asks the Court to adjourn "before anyone thinks of something else to file"

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Second amicus opposes both parties: the draft is a derivatives market, and 10 p.m. is after-hours trading

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Patel moves to intervene, calls the settlement collusive, and asks the Court to enforce the order the Commissioner forgot he signed

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Appellant answers the amicus in one page: the draft is at 10 p.m., "on that point, the parties finally agree"

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Amicus brief: the Commissioner holds the admin key, "I don't want to" is a valid oracle output, and two is a group chat

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Commissioner moves draft to 10 p.m. by decree, insists he granted nothing; Court holds the case is not moot

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Appellant asks Court to deem 10 p.m. draft time effective "by default or by contempt"

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